• Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

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  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*

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versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via buildingmatchstickhouses)


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hohohobutmadefashion:

when two of your friends get into an argument and they both try to drag you in for support and you’re like

image

(Source: hoebutmadefashion, via slapmytitties)


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bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
Me: image

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nickelbackthatassup:

don’t trust college kids. I threw a party w plenty of food/drinks shit even weed and I wake up and you know what’s missing? my pineapple. who went to the back of my fridge and said imma take all this pineapple. damn son. take the free alcohol not my pineapple man…

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