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keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

(Source: h4te, via urbran)


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roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

(via slapmytitties)


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thatsmoderatelyraven:

I love the ice bucket challenge


snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

(via jesussbabymomma)


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Seastream 


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ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via luminessense)


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dirtylittledamsel:

WHERE

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EMOJIS

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lordofthejohnlock:

when your song comes on out of nowhere and you just

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